affectionatesuggestion:

I will flourish this year and no one can stop me.

rosalindfranklinsnotes:

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

wombatpatronus:

fuertecito:

Me: 2018 can’t get any more surreal

2018: Hold my beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX11yw6YL1w

what

zanimez:

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

pinkmanjesse:

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

avpdkaneki:

pour one out for all the people who’s messages went unanswered because i told myself i’d answer them later but when later came around i decided it was Too Late